lolsofunny:

cnnbreaking:

that walk when you get called out of class to leave early

(lol here!)

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rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

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4-8yr Olds Describing Love.

• Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
• Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
• Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
• Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
• Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
• Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
• Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

so i only wear this bra in the house because it’s too small

creamsicles-r-delicious:

tits-mcgeek:

ho-ho-my-lad:

and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute

possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.

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